If you are having a bad day and need a good laugh, all you need to do is type Pakalu Papito on your Twitter search bar. Nobody know this person is, where he comes from, why he does what he does. It could be a girl, a boy, or even many people running the account but he prefers anonymity.
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Papito makes statements and they become jokes. He loves to talk about food and how he is just tired all the time. He has 1.56million followers on Twitter and it seems like people just wait for him to tweet something so they can retweet.
Interestingly enough, Papito does make sense sometimes. Read 20 of his hilarious tweets.
I have abs………..olutely nothing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 9, 2016
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im ugly but i can make u laugh
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 7, 2016
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 6, 2016
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 5, 2016
if u insult me i will probably agree
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 2, 2016
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave ur house
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 1, 2016
that moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what you are doing with your life
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 30, 2016
life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 30, 2016
why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row & be even more annoying
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 26, 2016
is everything expensive or am i just poor?
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 25, 2016
me trying to escape all of my problems pic.twitter.com/PC65ubGHXI
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 25, 2016
lets play a game called u bring me food and i eat it
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 19, 2016
perks of dating me:
u will be the hot one
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 17, 2016
i dont understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 14, 2016
i already want to take a nap tomorrow
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 12, 2016
person: you’re blocking the view
me: i am the view
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 10, 2016
why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 7, 2016
how to seduce me:
deposit 6000 dollars in my bank account
dont talk to me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 6, 2016
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult bc i know already
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 2, 2016
i might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 10, 2016
How to kick-off your weekend or any holiday season? Ask this person named Pakalu Papito on Twitter, and you might get an answer that makes you go – “this is sooo me!”
For here is how he chose to spend December:
how I've been all holiday pic.twitter.com/h8eXtmUbF5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015
And then he entered the New Year with a very direct instruction:
2016 better be the year i get hot and sexy
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
A Twitter sensation who has a very mysterious identity, Pakalu Papito has been winning followers with his hilarious and random tweets. He tweets about anything and everything – from food, to Christmas, to how he is just waiting to be a millionaire. Some of his posts are about the brutally honest facts of life portrayed in a hysterically funny manner, and he is mostly found detesting himself with tweets that are witty and highly relatable.
With over 1.4 million followers, he is one of Twitterati’s favourite comedians. And followers enjoy his humour without knowing who he is. Here are 25 of the most amusing tweets by Papito:
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 2, 2016
me: *watches own snapchat story 44677 times* me: amazing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
where can i download motivation
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 31, 2015
I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015
me everyday: today is not my day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 27, 2015
i hate when i offer someone food and they accept
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 25, 2015
i'm not always sarcastic sometimes im sleeping
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 22, 2015
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 20, 2015
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 18, 2015
single by choice just not my choice
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 15, 2015
dear santa all i want is ur credit card thnx
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 14, 2015
i need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days by tomorrow
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 13, 2015
January 2015: this will be my year December 2015: maybe not.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 9, 2015
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 4, 2015
no relationship november is going well
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 26, 2015
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 19, 2015
when someone tells me their unwanted opinion pic.twitter.com/sSWxa78Wwz
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 17, 2015
trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/B18QPVqlo5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 13, 2015
i stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 2, 2015
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when ur relatives offers you money and you pretend like you cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/ft7uKgIqth
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— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 29, 2015
the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 27, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems
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— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 2, 2015
i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) September 9, 2015
may the 4th be with you pic.twitter.com/0GnyUCbNTs
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— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 4, 2015
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